Face Me, I Face You

Hire your best employee for $49 a month. Not $30,000 a year.

FMIFY answers customer questions from approved business knowledge: hours, prices, booking questions, delivery, availability. Setup, billing, privacy, and custom requests go to a human for review.

Preview first Human-reviewed before go-live Web + Telegram live today We don't sell raw conversation data
AdaFMIFY's own employee · answering live

This is FMIFY's own agent, answering for FMIFY in real time. The company is the demo.

You're losing customers between "hi" and "sorry for the late reply."

Every day a small business answers the same thirty questions. And every unanswered message at 9pm, on a Sunday, mid-job, is a customer quietly messaging your competitor instead. The problem was never your effort. It's that you can't be everywhere, instantly, always. Now you don't have to be.

How it works

The name is the whole idea: Face Me, I Face You.

Two sides. That's what makes it work like a real employee instead of a dumb chatbot. Here's the same day, both sides:

Face Me

You brief it just by talking.

Tell FMIFY your prices, hours, a new promo. Plain language, like you'd tell a staff member. No dashboards, no training, no manuals.

You, the owner
We close at 6 today. New promo: 10% off this week.
FMIFY
Got it. I'll use that when customers ask.
I Face You

It faces your customers cleanly.

Your customers get warm, on-brand answers in seconds, from the business knowledge you approve. It escalates setup, billing, privacy, or custom requests for human review.

A customer
Are you open today? Any promo?
Ada
Yes, open until 6 today. There's also 10% off this week. 🙂

An illustrative example. You approve what FMIFY knows; a human reviews before it ever faces a customer.

What it handles

One assistant. Install the skills your business needs.

FMIFY is built like a real hire that grows into the role. Start with the essentials and add skills as the job gets bigger.

Answers & FAQs

Hours, location, prices, "do you deliver?", availability. Answered instantly, every time.

Quotes & enquiries

Captures what the customer wants, qualifies the lead, and hands you a ready-to-act summary.

Booking questions

Answers availability and booking questions and points customers to your booking step. (Automated booking & follow-up coming.)

Always on-brand

Speaks in your voice and tone: professional, warm, or casual, however you run your shop.

Where it works

Your customers don't have to change a thing.

No app for them to download. No new habit. FMIFY lives on the channels your customers already use.

Web chat · live Telegram · live WhatsApp · coming, direct Instagram · coming, direct Messenger · coming, direct

Today FMIFY is live where you stay in control of the conversation: your website and Telegram. No gatekeeper, no waiting. The big social channels come next, plugged in directly and on our own terms, not rented through a middleman. Start on web or Telegram now; the rest light up as we bring them on.

Pricing

Plainly priced. Honestly scoped.

A standard assistant has one simple price. Anything bespoke, we quote to what you actually need. No surprises, no flat-rate promises on custom work.

Standard Assistant

$49 / month

vs ~$30,000/yr for a person doing the same front desk. About 50× cheaper.

  • One customer-facing assistant, 24/7
  • Answers from your knowledge, in your voice
  • Web + Telegram today, more channels as they ship
  • Clean summary of every conversation

🇳🇬 In Nigeria, ask about flexible pay-as-you-go.

Custom & Advanced

Quoted to scope

Specialized agents, custom integrations, or multi-agent setups.

  • Sales, compliance, or industry-specific agents
  • Custom workflows & system integrations
  • Multi-agent platforms
  • One-time setup + monthly, sized to the work

Tell us what you're building and we'll quote it.

✓ Preview first, human-reviewed before go-live ✓ No public launch until you approve ✓ We don't sell your conversation data
See it work

Talk to FMIFY yourself, right now.

Ask Ada above, open Telegram and message @fmifybot, or build your own. The fastest way to understand FMIFY is to be its customer for sixty seconds.