The first intelligent employee for small business

Hire your best employee for $49 a month. Not $30,000 a year.

FMIFY answers your customers the instant they message — hours, prices, bookings, "do you deliver?" — 24/7, on the channels they already use. It never sleeps, never forgets, and never leaves you for a better offer.

Message @fmifybot right now — ask it anything. That's FMIFY, working.

You're losing customers between "hi" and "sorry for the late reply."

Every day a small business answers the same thirty questions — and every unanswered message at 9pm, on a Sunday, mid-job, is a customer quietly messaging your competitor instead. The problem was never your effort. It's that you can't be everywhere, instantly, always. Now you don't have to be.

Why the name

The name is the whole idea: Face Me, I Face You.

FMIFY has two sides — and that's exactly what makes it work like a real employee instead of a dumb chatbot.

Face Me

You brief it — just by talking.

Tell FMIFY your prices, your hours, a new promo, "we're closed Friday" — in plain language, like you'd tell a staff member. It updates itself instantly. No dashboards, no training, no manuals.

I Face You

It faces your customers — flawlessly.

Your customers get warm, accurate, on-brand answers in seconds, any hour. It only ever says what you've told it — never makes things up — and hands you a clean summary of every conversation.

What it handles

One assistant. Install the skills your business needs.

FMIFY is built like a real hire that grows into the role — start with the essentials, add capabilities as you grow.

Answers & FAQs

Hours, location, prices, "do you deliver?", availability — instantly, every time.

Quotes & enquiries

Captures what the customer wants, qualifies the lead, and hands you a ready-to-act summary.

Bookings & follow-up

Guides customers to book and nudges the ones who went quiet. (Rolling out.)

Always on-brand

Speaks in your voice and tone — professional, warm, casual — however you run your shop.

Where it works

Meet customers where they already are.

No app for them to download. No new habit. FMIFY lives on the channels your customers already use.

Web chat — live Telegram — live WhatsApp — rolling out Instagram — rolling out Messenger — rolling out

We're early — and that's the point. We're building the channels out one by one, ahead of where most small businesses even are yet. Start on web or Telegram today; the rest light up as they're ready.

Pricing

Plainly priced. Honestly scoped.

A standard assistant has one simple price. Anything bespoke, we quote to what you actually need — no surprises, no flat-rate promises on custom work.

Standard Assistant

$49 / month

vs ~$30,000/yr for a person doing the same front desk — about 600× cheaper.

  • One customer-facing assistant, 24/7
  • Answers from your knowledge, in your voice
  • Web + Telegram today, more channels as they ship
  • Clean summary of every conversation

🇳🇬 In Nigeria, ask about flexible pay-as-you-go.

Custom & Advanced

Quoted to scope

Specialized agents, custom integrations, or multi-agent setups.

  • Sales, compliance, or industry-specific agents
  • Custom workflows & system integrations
  • Multi-agent platforms
  • One-time setup + monthly, sized to the work

Tell us what you're building — we'll prepare a tailored quote.

Don't take our word for it

Talk to FMIFY yourself — right now.

Open Telegram, message @fmifybot, and ask it anything a customer would. The fastest way to understand FMIFY is to be its customer for sixty seconds.